Arden Vul Session 08
Back Up The Stairs
Date: May 18, 2026
Party: Florian (bard), Lorez (wizard), Cedric (Fighter), Johannes (cleric), Runner (Ranger)
See the whole thing on my Arden Vul campaign page.
What happened when they came back up the baboon stairs, as told by a rat-headed beastman scout to a colleague in the barracks.
The rat-headed scout drops onto the bench and sets his helmet beside him.
"You want to know about the outsiders. Fine."
He glances toward the passage. Listens for a breath. Satisfied, he continues.
"Skleros is two doors down and still cooling off. So keep it quiet."
He sets it out in order, the way you do after a debrief.
"They came back through. Smelling of smoke and fresh goblin blood, which is what they were contracted to deliver. But underneath that: something older. Deeper. Water from two levels down. Mineral cold. Gog's level."
He pauses to let that land.
"Skleros ran the debrief at the barricade. I wasn't in the room. Renner was, and he said you could feel it coming off him before the first sentence was finished. That cold he gets."
"They killed them all. But they let them run first. That was a risk. Then they took them out, right in his cave."
"Count one against them: they handed her a pile of ears instead."
"Count two: Gog, and he was the witness."
He says it the way you'd set a cracked weapon on the table.
"One of them mentioned it in the debrief. Casual. Like a footnote. Said Gog confirmed they were worth working with."
"You know what Skleros did? Nothing. Went quiet. Didn't follow up, didn't push back. Renner said the room got cold enough to hang meat in."
"When Skleros goes quiet like that, you pay attention."
"So: they went below. Two levels. Came back up the goblin stairs without the dragonfly they'd been carrying. Came back smelling of the deep river."
He opens one hand, a flat gesture.
"What happened down there? Nobody's saying. And I'm not asking Skleros."
"Now. You want to hear the part that's actually embarrassing?"
He leans forward slightly.
"After the debrief, Skleros gives them twenty minutes and sends them south. My unit follows at the interval. They go east. Past the goblin room. Past the edge of anything we use openly."
"Treth's squad tracks them through the eastern section. No torches. You know the stretch: the light we set in the offering room carries, and they were moving toward it."
"They found the room. They found the platter."
A pause.
"They touched it."
He sits back.
"The sleep gas took two of them down before they got to the door. The mouth started singing. Hadresh was at the peephole and watched the whole performance. Said the tall one with the red cloak tried to swap stones for the coins first. Like the oldest trap in the hall was going to fall for that."
"Hadresh kept the strip closed after that. Figured they'd earned a moment to lie on the floor."
"Treth's squad comes up on them in the east corridor. The big one, Cedric, upright. The pale one with the god-mark, upright. Runner and his wolf, barely. The other two still down."
"Treth asked the standard check: had they cleared the goblins. The god-marked one said 'so far.'"
He considers this for a moment.
"Brave or stupid. Probably both."
"That's where the report ends. Deino has Skleros's account. And Gog’s. She hasn't moved yet."
He is quiet for a moment. His nose works, reading the air.
He picks up his helmet. Stands.
"You asked about the fifth one, earlier. How Deino knew to expect him."
"It's not complicated. We scout the Long Stair approaches. She put the word out: bring her handsome men. The fifth one was flagged before the party reached the gate."
He glances toward the eastern passage.
"That's all it was. Good intelligence."